'The Flight'

The flight between Mumbai and Bangalore was rather amusing for many reasons. As we boarded the plane we were ordered to take a 2 sec trip via coach to the plane, a distance we could clearly of walked. While boarding we were instructed to board from the front of the plane (even though we were seated in the last row) and much to our horror passengers began boarding from the back, meaning we were sandwiched in. Panic averted we carried on only to discover that our seats were occupied by a family (untrue) and would we mind sitting somewhere else. This wasn't a problem yet they still moved us twice more before take off and I was moved back to my original seat with the others during the flight. Even though it was just over an hour, could only happen in India.